_of Deja Vu, My Secret

  

Let us start this story with Stewie.

  You know Stewie. You don't? Well, well. Perhaps you would remember The Song?

Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values....

All: On which we used to rely?!
Lucky there's a family guy!
Lucky there's a man who,
positively can do,
all the things that make us...

Stewie: laugh and cry!

All: He's a Fam-ily Guy!

  Still don't? Nevermind, at least I've tried.

 

But let's just pretend to start from there, shall we?

 

Cue in...

...and the heavy storm, if you insist.

  A long long long time ago, I had the opportunity to become a Stalker in the Internet, which I believe is in direct contradiction with this post I wrote eons ago.

Iknowwhatyouwannado. Allow me, please. I'm trying to help you save the time.

  After the usual nonsensical beginning of a story...

...like this...

and before you ask me to do this...

  Allow me to give you a rather depressing theory:

"You are one in a million. And there are 6++ billions people on Earth. So, there is the tiny but accurate assumption that there might just be another thousand of you minus one around. Yes?"

 

  Now, I know you guys would just love to...

...kick-my-butt,throw-me-down,flank-my-arms-and-fling-me-away...

...in a WWE-Smackdown! style and...

...by just saying,

I found his doppelganger!

p.s.: Just to mend your heart...

I should just stop the issue already, right?

_of The Cases of Highly Interesting People

  If you were a bookish person like I do, you would definitely know the famous-amous book of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey.

Note the word "know", not "read". Because I know the book, but I never read it.

And just for your information, it has nothing to do with this post. Ha!

  But I want to talk about CHIP. I had the privilege of meeting/knowing these people who work in a mysterious and highly interesting ways that I cannot fathom. Cue in...

...The Mysterious Persons...

CHIP #1: The couple in the cinema.

  Q.L. and I were watching a movie. Not just any movie, but The movie.

I bet you thought it was the Transformers, didn't you?

  And what can be CHIP about this? Well, a couple sat at my far left (note the word "far"). And throughout the time, there was this annoying bumping/jerking actions from them. After the n-th time they did it, I was pretty damned annoyed. Cue in...

...my annoyed face.

  See, I was watching a comedy and I had to keep an eye on my bag for fear of safety (which was put near them, no one was sitting on my left). I didn't think anything was amiss at that time, so I continue to watch my movie (coz I paid, see. I've paid.)

  After the movie, I told Q.L. about it and highlighted my annoyance. What surprised me was that she said she saw the girlfriend's legs were crossed on top of the boyfriend's lap.

Issue #1: Let's leave it to the imagination about what they were doing. But honestly, people, it's a freaking children-rated movie. Not some lovey-dovey romantic chick flicks. And justsoyouknow,thepeoplebehindyousawexactlywhatyouweredoing.

CHIP #2: The skinny-like-a-woodboard girl at the food court.

  Yes, I could see that you were so thin and skinny and all. And I admit, I am not thin and skinny and all. However, skinny lady, there is a reason why there was a signboard asking you to "PLEASE QUEUE". There is really no need to...

...slide...

 ..nor to...

...sneak around us (to cut the Q, so to speak).

Issue #2: The two characteristics are well-known through two. I did not believe for one second that you are the number one type, which is...

...a thief.

   So, that leaves us with the number two option.

If you were this, I must be an absolute idiot for not taking a picture of you.

One word for this particular lady:

With that attitude, no one would dream of becoming your cupid.

Just saying.

CHIP #3: The kids at the bookstore. 

  Though I labelled them as kids, they were in fact teenage boys. Which kind of explained their CHIP behaviour, really.

  Cue in...

...a highly well-known bookstore...

and some "kids" who went there obviously not for reading/buying any kind of books...

Kids, you are equivalent to this Annoying Orange. See how annoying that is?

Issue #3: Well, for one, I was there to read books. And I knew that I wasn't in your way, except if you count ignoring your childish "Hi~~", then I do apologize. Therefore, it stands to reason that your comment about my body would not have any effect on me. 

And if you think your nasty little remark is going to leave me crying for days, it goes to show you are kids, lil' boys.

So, there you have it. My own compilation of CHIPs. Do you have some?

_of Fighting and Hurting to Make A Point

  I know. Sometimes, you will fight or hurt someone just to get your point across. It often happens, especially to friends. Close friends.

And this is what currently happen to me and Q.L.

  I am not sorry, because I believe there is no point in making one when you are not sincere/ready or even when you don't know what to be sorry about. But I will admit my wrongs. 

  My first wrong was to leave abruptly. It was wrong, childish even. I know it was a stupid thing to do. What if I kena rompak? Kena kidnapped? What if SHE kena kidnapped? How was I going to tell her family after that? etc etc.

  But then, to cut me some slack, you can never get lost in a place you are very familiar with. Note the word, VERY. Besides, we are both old enough, if not matured enough.

  My second wrong was to be cold. Like very cold. Try not speaking to each other for 3 days. That is how cold it is.

But I want to justify myself.

  It is hard being the person constantly reminded of things that you always lack of (in example, money). I believe we have our limits and our own dignity, don't we? And so, after being "teased" and "ridiculed"...

It is just not funny anymore.

  I keep reminding myself that after two years (and counting), it is pretty dumb to let go of one hell-of-a-friendship that builds on trust, hardships and mostly laughter. It is not often that you find someone who has the same mind (albeit, in a opposite way) as you do.

And above all, I do miss you.

_of "Psst... Let Me Tell You A Secret..."

  This is Q.L...

...as normal as a human can be.

  This is Q.L...

...without her shell on.

Hahahahahahhaha.

p.s.: For those of you who cannot understand what this post is about, I don't blame you. Where else can you see an Unshelled Tortoise around these days????

  And don't ask me to Google one.

Okay. I cannot resist.

  It's not even cute. Or funny.