_of Welcoming Myself Back...

to School.

Should I be happy? After all these years these months of doing EXACTLY this (below)...

Hey Man.

Me thinks me deserves a little picture-paint-a-thousand-words...

Or maybe a pic with some words...

But anyway, ME BACK TO SCHOOL, PEOPLE!!!

_of Ramadhan Al Mubarak

A belated wish for all Muslims out there. 

Happy fasting to all Muslims!

_of Creating a New Facebook Account

  I have reconsidered the pros of opening a new account for "easy access".

Only the "pros", mind you. That's all.

  
  And voila, feel free to find me there! ^_^

_of The Cases of Highly Interesting People

  If you were a bookish person like I do, you would definitely know the famous-amous book of The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey.

Note the word "know", not "read". Because I know the book, but I never read it.

And just for your information, it has nothing to do with this post. Ha!

  But I want to talk about CHIP. I had the privilege of meeting/knowing these people who work in a mysterious and highly interesting ways that I cannot fathom. Cue in...

...The Mysterious Persons...

CHIP #1: The couple in the cinema.

  Q.L. and I were watching a movie. Not just any movie, but The movie.

I bet you thought it was the Transformers, didn't you?

  And what can be CHIP about this? Well, a couple sat at my far left (note the word "far"). And throughout the time, there was this annoying bumping/jerking actions from them. After the n-th time they did it, I was pretty damned annoyed. Cue in...

...my annoyed face.

  See, I was watching a comedy and I had to keep an eye on my bag for fear of safety (which was put near them, no one was sitting on my left). I didn't think anything was amiss at that time, so I continue to watch my movie (coz I paid, see. I've paid.)

  After the movie, I told Q.L. about it and highlighted my annoyance. What surprised me was that she said she saw the girlfriend's legs were crossed on top of the boyfriend's lap.

Issue #1: Let's leave it to the imagination about what they were doing. But honestly, people, it's a freaking children-rated movie. Not some lovey-dovey romantic chick flicks. And justsoyouknow,thepeoplebehindyousawexactlywhatyouweredoing.

CHIP #2: The skinny-like-a-woodboard girl at the food court.

  Yes, I could see that you were so thin and skinny and all. And I admit, I am not thin and skinny and all. However, skinny lady, there is a reason why there was a signboard asking you to "PLEASE QUEUE". There is really no need to...

...slide...

 ..nor to...

...sneak around us (to cut the Q, so to speak).

Issue #2: The two characteristics are well-known through two. I did not believe for one second that you are the number one type, which is...

...a thief.

   So, that leaves us with the number two option.

If you were this, I must be an absolute idiot for not taking a picture of you.

One word for this particular lady:

With that attitude, no one would dream of becoming your cupid.

Just saying.

CHIP #3: The kids at the bookstore. 

  Though I labelled them as kids, they were in fact teenage boys. Which kind of explained their CHIP behaviour, really.

  Cue in...

...a highly well-known bookstore...

and some "kids" who went there obviously not for reading/buying any kind of books...

Kids, you are equivalent to this Annoying Orange. See how annoying that is?

Issue #3: Well, for one, I was there to read books. And I knew that I wasn't in your way, except if you count ignoring your childish "Hi~~", then I do apologize. Therefore, it stands to reason that your comment about my body would not have any effect on me. 

And if you think your nasty little remark is going to leave me crying for days, it goes to show you are kids, lil' boys.

So, there you have it. My own compilation of CHIPs. Do you have some?

_of Being Yellow-ish?

  I think it is time to stop all this craziness about Yellow, don't you think? Coz 9th July is going to end soon, so instead of thinking of...

...Yellow being the New White (???)

...which kind of makes you think really; if Yellow = New White, then what is White? Old White, is that so? What is Old White, by the way?

Google told me this is an Old White. Makes you wonder, don't you think?

and also...

...DigiMan being arrested. Come on, guys. That person is everywhere.

How on Earth could you catch him? 

(please note that Everywhere here is not defined by Everywhere in the Whole World, but rather an Everywhere where certain RedMan and BlueMan are not capable of hanging around).

  Therefore, in order to be normal-ish again, let's go back to think of Yellow being associated with...

...small chicky chicky...

...a very reliable bus in relation to going to school...

...an emotional SpongeBob (andpleasestoptalkingaboutCapitalismwhilewearehere,too)...

and also...

...whatever that is.

  And last but not least, let's not resort to violence by showing love to our country, just like the things you do on every Saturday for Mother Earth. 

Oh wait. You don't know what happen today?

  I would say, Good for you, young sirs and ladies. And may God bless you!!!

Just a rough idea, I assure you.

 

_of Jumbled Thoughts (Part II)

p.s. For Part I, look here.

  My previous entry was nothing but exams. Yes, I believe it did bore you to death, but I am relieved to say that it was just part of my life post-exam. And here, lies another big part of it.

_of Whooping Some @ss.

 

  I know that some people are meaner than everyone else around them, but it is no excuse. When a person is going out of their comfort zone just to be nicer to you, please return the same treatment. And that includes YOU.

  Oh. And don't tell me that it is a cycle of life. It. So. Freaking. Not.

_of A New Housemate.

  Apparently, we got ourselves a new housemate for a few months now. Hardly anything to talk about, except...

Yeah, that is how annoying a housemate can be.

_of Watching Movies in the Cinemas.

  Since it is the summer vacation for us, Q.L. and I started to raid the GSC for movies, movies and movies (what else is there to do?). We have seen...

 

i) Kongsi ("Lu Lansi, Lu Mati")

ii) Pirates of the Caribbean ("Yeah, feelings. Damn you.")

iii) Karak ("Encik~ Boleh tolong saya tak, encik?~~")

 

iv) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules ("Deny. Deny. Deny.")

v) Priest ("I pray for my own salvation.") 

and also...

Ha!

_of Types of People in the Cinema.

  Apparently, just by going to see movies a few times each week, you will get to know many types of people. And ranking first in Q.L.'s Most Annoying Moviegoers would be...

...this kind of ladies. ^_^

_of Abs, Abs and more Abs.

  Recently, we also seen a bit too many abs around. Before you start saying Pervert! or other similar words with similar meanings, let me explain why it is so.

Reason Number 1:

Cue in "Screammmmiiiinnnngggggg~~~~"

Reason Number 2: 

Err. I don't want to see GZ's non-existent abs ANYMORE!!!

  And God forbid me, if I see this type below once more...

I would SCREAM like hell!

_of Having Wild Nights Out.

For once, this has nothing to do with me or Q.L.

*Doesn't mean I approve of it, Mr. Guy.

 

_of Being Called "Racist".

  Before getting all worked up about it (and start saying blahblahblah), I use the term in situations like below:

...and last but not least...

_of Being Called Other Names.

  Q.L. has started her crazy streak of name-callings. Thus far, she managed to call me...

...a Rotten Monkey (or Monkeress, if you wanted it to be).

...a Rotten Tomato.

...which I  prefer to be this, thankyouverymuch.

...and a Pisang Buruk. Hahaha, very funny.

  All in all, a very interestingly busy and busily interesting couple of weeks we had. Cheers for many more to come.

p.p.s.: For whom it may concern,

We all have our own lives to live. So do you, I believe. If not, Get A Life. A normal one, that is.

_of Lack of Posts

  You might see that this blog lacks posts recently. (Thank you to point that out, Miss Utterly Obvious).

  By the way, this is because I am having my Final Exam Month. Will update a long long entry as soon as I have my long-awaited freedom.

That is just cruel of me, I know.

_of Curse in Bali?

 Really? 

Curses... like this?

  I was blogwalking today, looking for food reviews in some noted floggers' blogs. And somehow (rather inexplicably, really), I stumbled upon this Bali curse.

---excerpt summarized from what I've read across the Internet---

"Bali curse: Happens when couples (unwedded, mostly) take vacation (together, IT IS A MUST) in Bali (where else?) and then, some long-deceased (WAY too insensitive of me) princess curses them and they will INEXPLICABLY break up/split a few months (weeks? I don't really bother) after that."

---excerpt ended---

  

So, what do I think about it?

  Quite interesting, really. But since I am single, I don't think this is going to be tested soon.

WHYYYYYY~~~ *in the voice of Gwyneth Paltrow's version of Forget You*

  But assuming, for the sake of lengthening my scarce posting activity recently, that I do get there in the future with my-very-wonderful-boyfriend-going-to-be-husband-who-looks-EXACTLY-like-Taylor-Lautner-with-the-most-"to-die-for"-body/abs, the ONLY reason of why we will break up is because of...

Hell. For one who constantly eats, refuses exercise and loves being a couch potato(*), I am sure THIS will DEFINITELY be the death of our relationship.

Assuming, indeed, I get my claws hooks pretty hands on a Taylor-lookalike.

Now, where is my Mr. Perfect?!

P.S.: Just to wrap this up, I know at least ONE COUPLE who did not end up splitting after going to Bali. They ended getting married instead. See how NOT being superstitious can get you far?

---Side note--- 

(Read this on Teddy's World. It's funny, believe me.)

某女生作诗曰：
一日黄昏漫步，见一男生装酷，呕吐，呕吐，低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰：
一日自习深处，见一恐龙撞树，恐怖，恐怖，可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉，

月垂是个睡，

酒仙李太白，

怀抱酒坛在土坡睡，

不知他是醉，

不知他是睡；

月长是个胀，

月半是个胖，

太师秦夫人，

怀抱大肚在花园逛，

不知她是胀，

不知她是胖。


(*): Me, I was talking about me. Not my-going-to-be-boyfriend. Now, who wants to date me?

_of RM9.80 iPad

Usually, you will start with...

  "OMG!-OMG!-iPad-got-SO-CHEAP-oledi???"

Then, as you read more,

  You realize that iPad has Gone Underworld.

Courtesy of The Star.

After all that reading, to make yourself even more 欠扁 (read: idiotic/slightly more academic), you ask in the manner of one Professor quizzing his/her favourite GPA 4.0 student:

  "Has Apple gone so famous that the dead would like to have one too?"

Allow me to knock-your-breath-out-of-you-and-bash-you-around-the-head (in an un-student-ish manner) and comment:

  "Walaowei!! Dead people also used to be human beings lah, why you so fussy one de???"

Less than 5 seconds later.

You give me The Look.

  For those who don't know it, today is Qing Ming (清明), or as the local Malaysians called it, the Cheng Beng Festival (the local slang). So, don't stay outside late today, take my advice: Cancel EVERY arrangement, even if it is a dinner in Starhill JOGOYA.

For obvious reason, I choose to do this.

p.s.: I think this would make a great belated April Fool prank, if only it wasn't real.